This is a very useful life tool which I came to discover while living in NYC (it must be stated that I came to this concept of my own reasoning, but in my research since, it would appear this is not an original idea, so I can only take credit as far as I can think). You probably have a pretty good idea of what this is all about simply from the title of this post, but allow me to elaborate. It's a wonderfully simple concept, that when used under optimal conditions can generate wonderful results!
As a New Yorker, you spend a gargantuan amount of time traveling from point A to point B, and guess what? You are constantly surrounded by, crowded, and smashed into a million other people doing the same thing. Many times, a number of your fellow pilgrims will be interesting enough to catch your eye (for whatever reason). I was probably checking out some hot dude when the lightning struck- a simple yawn can let you know who, in close proximity, is paying attention to you. Yawns are contagious, as we all know, and unlike other bodily functions, they can be dealt at any time!
I told several people about this fantastical discovery, and they were just as excited to test it out in the murky waters of the public transit system (of course it can be used anywhere at any time). From what I remember, there were a handful of success stories, but these were small successes, being only reactions in some form to the yawn, nothing beyond that. Now that I am back in Seattle I plan to test my theories out on the lazier (lazy equaling more yawn friendly?) Pac NW'ers. I'll let you know what develops, and you do the same. Go out into the world and be the yawn scientist!
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